Feb 09, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24
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#2101
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*comes up behind doc and unloads every single clip into his head* "does that answer your question?"
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33
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#2102
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
*goes to post office and gets the box with his hands in it*
*has a surgeon put something special in then reattach his hands*
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*sticks finger in outlet*
*turns on elecro magnet in his hand to fling the bullets back at pwned*
*says "ya I guess it does."*
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34
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#2103
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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*brings in the big gun a GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm cannon loaded with uranium-depleted 0.43kg API rounds*
*fires off 90000000000000 rounds all over the bar*
*looks around*
"dam this place looks like swis cheese"
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36
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#2104
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*laughs at doc as all it does is electricute him and send darks bullets right at him*
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38
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#2105
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*clicks button on his watch and teleports to an unknown location*
*teleports back to rite outside the bar with an icechest of beer and 3 lawn chairs*
*sits in lawn chair and grabs a beer*
*swig*
*watches the bar slowly become more holy and start to fall apart*
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40
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#2106
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sits down and drinks beer content with the minutes of peace...*
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41
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#2107
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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the funny things about a uranium-depleted 0.43kg API round is a magnet has no effect it's not magnetic
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:47 AM // 02:47
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#2108
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*throws empty beer bottle at bar*
*bottle shatters*
*walks back into the bar*
*orders a rum and coke*
*sip*
*sip*
Last edited by Doc Holliday; Feb 09, 2006 at 03:53 AM // 03:53..
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Feb 09, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59
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#2109
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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*sips beer keeping a watchful eye on all and a hand on the .44 clipped to my belt*
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Feb 09, 2006, 03:03 AM // 03:03
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#2110
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*slides another beer down to pwned as an offering of peace for the moment*
*sips rum and coke*
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Feb 09, 2006, 03:08 AM // 03:08
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#2111
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No Luck No Time No Money
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Amherst College, MA
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS]
Profession: Me/
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*smahes stool over someone KOed from pages 1-10
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Feb 09, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30
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#2112
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: State of Confusion
Guild: Army Of Apocalypse (AOA)
Profession: R/Mo
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"Yo pwnd, I've just been sittin out here on the veranda roasting the pigs and drinking Labbatt's, I ain't goin nowhere and why can't people realize that the bar cannot be destroyed?" * Tosses Labbatt's to pwnd.....
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Feb 09, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34
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#2113
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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"idk its crazy, they havent realized that we are immortal here either o well.."*drinks beer*
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Feb 09, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41
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#2114
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*grabs 2 nerf guns and pumps them up*
*runs on to the porch and shoots ensaba and pwned with rubber darts then runs back into the bar and keep shootin everyone he sees*
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Feb 09, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03
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#2115
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: decatur indiana
Guild: hell's mercenaries
Profession: W/E
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*throws a MOLOTOV RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOTAIL at doc*
"burn baby burn"
ok that is so bs you can't say coktail
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Feb 09, 2006, 04:08 AM // 04:08
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#2116
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Nocturnal Syndicate[sYn]
Profession: W/
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pound my beer turn around punch darkdragon in the eye sit down order anther beer
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Feb 09, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11
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#2117
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*catches the coktail*
*pulls out a knife and uses it to pull the flaming rag out of the bottle*
*sniffs the bottle to see what type of alcohol*
*says "everclear, niiiice!!"*
*proceeds to down the whole bottle*
*hic*
*hic*
*pulls chair into the corner and promptly falls asleep*
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Feb 09, 2006, 05:45 AM // 05:45
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#2118
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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*I"M BACK!!!!*
*Take out some c4 and wire into my body... take out timer*
*now who took my Gold perfect Chaos Axe, better give it back or i'll blow this place to hell*
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Feb 09, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53
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#2119
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Feb 2006
Guild: Death Angels Shadow
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*hears screaming and wakes up*
*looks around groggily*
*goes back to sleep*
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Feb 09, 2006, 06:08 AM // 06:08
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#2120
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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*Run by Doc... look at him with a evil grim on my face*
Heheehehe
*take out different color sharpie and start drawing on him*
*Run to the bartender and ask for some jin and some vodka*
*Start drinking like mad*
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